50 questions
Saturday, August 26, 2006

....courtesy of Danielle

Stop reading now unless you are willing to do this yourself.

1. My roommate and I once: got in an argument because she wouldn't stop "secretly" borrowing my clothes on the weekends when I went home to visit my parents. Ah...college.

2. Never in my life have I: given birth. But I will in April of 2007!

3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: the little boy I babysit. Man, that kid is into everything. I've never seen a kid his age climb like he does. His mom said that once she walked into her livingroom and he was standing ON TOP OF their entertainment center. He sure is adorable, though.

4. High school was: totally useless. I don't remember anything I "learned". I just earned my grades by doing the busy-work they assigned and memorizing tid-bits of info for the tests.

5. When I'm nervous: I say really stupid things and get tongue-twisted. Oh yeah, and I get gas.

6. The last time I cried was: this morning when DH was in a hurry to leave the house to run our errands because he had to be back at a certain time and I wasn't ready to go. Yes, I know, completely irrational. I wasn't upset with him, though....just upset with myself for standing there not moving because I was nauseous and lightheaded, but I wanted to go with him. I ended up staying home, which was for the better.

7. If I were to get married right now, my bridesmaids would be: no one. I'd elope, like we did the first time.

8. Would you rather run naked through a crowded place or have someone e-mail your deepest secret to all your friends? I'll take the deepest secret thing. I can't even think of what my deepest secret is. Maybe I've repressed it or something.

9. My hair: is multitonal because I'm trying to let the black dye grow out. I have naturally light brown hair, so it looks horrible at the moment.

10. When I was 5: I got sent to the principal's office for spitting on another little girls' dress.....which was a complete accident because I was really trying to spit on the eraser (eewe, gross!) because I thought the eraser should be wet in order to wipe the chalk off the board. Hey, that's what you get for standing too close to me.

11. Last Christmas: I can't remember. We probably didn't do anything really exciting....oh yeah, we went to our friends' house and ate like a ba-jillion types of meat: lamb, goose, duck, turkey, and ham.

12. When I turn my head left: I see bubble wrap and packing materials on our couch and my husband's dirty dinner plate.

13. I should be: helping DH with the records....but the boxes are too heavy for me to lift, being preggers and all.

14. When I look down I see: 70's-looking green carpet nicely garnished with white dog hair, my plaid Chuck Taylors that were recently given to me, and a dirty sock that my dog has been chewing on.

15. The craziest recent event was: finding out that we're going to have a baby.

16. If I were a character on "Friends" I'd be: Ugly Naked Guy. Just kidding. I'd be the dorky guy w/ the blonde hair that works at Central Perk that nobody likes.

18. My favorite aunt is: my Aunt Connie. I don't get to talk to her that much, but I think she's really cool.

19. I have a hard time understanding: anything that has to do with math.

20. One time at a family gathering: I ate way too much great food and passed out on the couch. Oh wait, that happens every time.

21. You know I like you if: I return your phone calls.

22. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank: would be my husband

23. Take my advice: don't dye your hair black if you don't want it like that forever.

24. My ideal breakfast is: 2 scrambled eggs w/ melted cheddar cheese, cantaloupe, biscuits and gravy, sausage patties (not from a restaurant - pork at restaurants grosses me out!), hash browns w/ ketchup, and a giant cup of coffee.

25. If you visit my home town: you'd probably think it's dirty.

26. Sometime soon I plan to visit: St. Louis to sell some more records at a convention.

27. If you spend the night at my house: we will probably make you stay up late playing a dice called "Greedy" and a Playstation 2 game called "Guitar Hero".

28. I'd stop my wedding if: I found out the groom cheated on me.

29. The world could do without: Satan

30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: have cockroaches in my house.

31. The most recent thing I've bought myself is: salad fixin's from the grocery store.

32. The most recent thing someone else bought for me is: an iron supplement.

33. My favorite red head is: ooh - I don't think I have one.

34. My favorite brunette is: my husband.

35. My car must have a sign on it that reads: "please hit me"....no, actually that is my previous car, which got hit twice while parked.

36. The last time I was drunk: was a long time ago and I'm glad that period of my life is over with.

37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds: Great Danes.

38. I shouldn't have been: so young when I started dating.

39. I should have: finished college.

40. Last night I: fell asleep with the bedroom light on while watching The Simpsons.

41. There's this girl I know who: talks so fast, you can barely understand her.

42: I don't know: how to stand up for myself.

43. A better name for me would be: Lazy-Pants MacGillicutty

44. If I ever go back to school I'll: study underwater basketweaving.

45. How many days until my birthday? Too lazy to count. 11 months and a few days.

46. One dead celebrity I wish I'd met is: Chris Farley.

47. I've lived at my current address since: last October

48. I've been told I look like: Betty Boop....but that was by a drunk toothless dude at Memphis in May, so I don't know if it counts.

49. If I could have any car, it would be: a Toyota something er other.

50. If I got a new cat tomorrow, I would name it: Pain in the *ss....because that's what cats are.

Now it's your turn to answer these questions and post it on your blog. Go. Do it. Now.

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